Blythe shows a vulnerable side that Desirée has never seen before and the two are cast into a mythological fever dream. Prairie receives a blast from the past and is faced with an ultimatum; The love of another or the love of the land.

The dastardly Desert Pete walks into Whitetail Saloon looking for his daily dose of whiskey but ends up with tall glass of fresh squeezed Wilde wisdom. When two sisters report the snatching of their biggest, most beautiful birthday gift, Rocky finds himself on an adventure... in babysitting.

Desirée goes for a stroll through the annual Daffodil Festival; her long-estranged father takes a waltz right back into her life. Rocky and Brandy have a sleepover with the heavy-footed victim of some very jazzy witches(?).

Detective Rocky Scotch tiptoes through the shards of Brandy's shattered romantic life to finger the cream fingerer. Sheriff Wilde's moral aptitude meets its match in pre-pubescent sexual education.

The Hart's take an Alaskan cruise and Desiree finds herself swept up by the cabin boy. Prairie and Savannah venture out from the Wilde plains of Wyoming to the not entirely safe wilderness of Utah in hopes of fighting local food scarcity.